5 year old: Yes you are.
Me: How can you tell?
5 year old: They just look different.
Me: They look different?
5 year old: Yeah. They look happier.
Side note: Best way to communicate with children...just repeat the last thing they said. Totally sounds like you are paying attention.
5 year old: Yeah, you know. (Point to face then smiles.) Happier.
I look down.
Me: Yeah, I guess they look happier.
5 year old: Natalie. Can you just take off your bra so I can wear it?
5 year old: Why not?
5 year old: Natalie, may I please wear your Superman bra.
5 year old: But I said please!
Me: No dice, kid.
5 year old: I don't want to play with dice. I want to wear your bra.
Me: It's an expression. It means you are not going to get what you want.
5 year old: Fine. I'm going to draw now. And I'm not drawing a picture of you.
Me: Are you going to draw Superman?
5 year old: ...Yes.