I like the chick that tagged me in this. So here we go kids!
1. Converse or Doc Martins?
Converse. Definitely converse. Is there even another answer for that question. I need to buy a new pair actually, thanks for reminding me.
2. If you were the Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie, which celebrity hunk would be your Major Nelson? ( Or if you prefer to pick a celeb starlet then just reverse the question)
John Hamm. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. I would do terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE things to that beautiful hunk of man. Excuse me… I need a couple minutes to myself.
….and back! Next question!
3. YooHoo or Nesquick?
Hmmmm, honestly. I’ve never really partook in either. I’m more of a ½ a glass of skim milk + a ½ a glass of chocolate syrup, type of lady.
4. If you could be any place right now where would you be?
Honestly, I don’t want to answer this one. Too personal. You Danielle are the first person to ask me a question that I was unwilling to answer. Bravo.
5. If you could be famous for anything in the world, what would it be?
For making people laugh.
6. What is your favorite color?
Tie between orange and lime green.
7. Soap bar or Liquid Soap?
Liquid soap. I feel like a soap bar just takes too much effort and I think we all can safely assume I don’t really care “that” much about me to spend on the time it takes to use a fucking soap bar.
8. Television show that has ended that you wish lasted longer?
Freaks and Geeks. Only lasted one season. Fucking amazing if you’ve never seen it. Produced by Judd Apatow. Jason Segal, Seth Rogen, Martin Starr and James Franco are all main characters. COME ON! How did that not last longer than one season?
9. Blackberry or iPhone?
iPhone. My mom got hers a year before me and I’ll never forget her shoving the phone into my face and saying, “I was told you could watch porn on this. You can’t watch porn on this!” So of course I had to ask, “Why not?” Which led to my mother to say the only adequate response to such a question. “The screen is too fucking small.”
….And she was right.
….ANNNNNNNND That was also the day I realized I was exactly like my mother.
10. Are you a type A personality?
Nope. I don’t think people think I’m being serious when I say this, but I seriously don’t put pants on until absolutely necessary. I only have bright pink undies and a superman bra on right now, and I’m not trying to be sexy or anything. I’m just too fucking lazy to put pants on. I don’t see the action of putting pants on as an adequate use of my time right now.
11. If you could put together a band of any musicians alive or dead, who would be in it?
Phil Collins, Kesha and LMFAO. But only because I want to see someone spontaneously combust, and I think this trifecta would be the perfect combo for Phil Collins bald head to just burst all over the fucking place. I love you, Phil. I really do. But I also love me seeing a person spontaneously combust. I’m so glad you understand.