Well shit…today is Ash Wednesday, and being the good Catholic that I am…I completely forgot.
…so seeing as I’m a total Catholic douche…I am going to let you (the viewers) pick what I give up for lent!
No seriously…you get to decide…and then watch then watch me blog about my living hell…
What are the choices you ask?
1. Porn
2. Unsolicited bitchiness
3. Mayo…I don’t want to talk about it….
4. Eating sandwiches…while watching porn
5. Fruit
6. Unsolicited cursing
7. Unsolicited cursing…while watching porn
8. Unsolicited cursing…while watchin porn…while eating a mayo drenched sandwich
9. Michelob ultras?
10. Hot chocolate
11. Hot chocolate…while eating mayo…while watching porn…while eating a sandwich
12. Salt
13. Diet coke
14. Crack
15. Cocaine
The choice is yours.
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ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA.
3. clearly.
ReplyDeleteI say porn
ReplyDeleteSeems a hard one to give up
At least it would be for me
Kittycat
Thekittycat1969@gmail.com
I'm going to go with mayo.
ReplyDeleteWell, giving something up is supposed to be a sacrifice, so it should be something you really like to do, or do often. So probably the cursing, solicited or not.
ReplyDeleteI am interested in what you find as a suitable outlet when porn is gone for 40 days. So PORN.
ReplyDeleteMy vote's on 1. No porn! This shall be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI say you give up not reading my blog.
ReplyDeleteCrack is wack, and I do not ever expect you to give up mayo, sooo.... :)
ReplyDeletehave I missed something with the Mayo?
ReplyDeleteI vote porn
Diet Coke
ReplyDeleteIt's okay that ou forgot.
ReplyDeleteMy understanding is that these Holy Days of Obligation are optional for Catholics...
Oh. Wait.
Surely I can't be the only one screaming FRUIT FRUIT! -?
ReplyDeleteMichelob Ultra. Assuming you want to be having sex with women, you really should give those up regardless of lent. Men drinking low calorie beer is NOT sexy ;)
ReplyDeleteDo you realize you put "then you watch you watch".... Just sayin.
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