I’ve been told that I have a look that says, “I like black guys.” So does my best friend…and don’t get me wrong... we do…we really do.
But it’s a weird thing to hear from random passersby, “You like black guys don’t you?”
Granted, it probably doesn’t help that I’m usually screaming, “Yeah…uh huh… you want it!” to these random passersby as I grab my love junk, which is either my boobs/ass/belly or a combination of the three, depending on my level of intoxication.
And for the record, I’m usually joking when I say that…usually.
Now the real question is: what is the “look?” What exactly is it about me that says “I am a lover of dark chocolate/fried chicken/majority of the Waynes brothers?”
Can strangers just tell that I’ve been watching “In Living Color” since I was seven? Or that my panties get all in a twist when someone buys me a 40? (Preferably a Hurricane.) Or the fact that I have a preference when it comes to 40’s, which means one could safely assume that I’ve consumed more than type of malt liquor on multiple occasions? Preferable when I’m watching “Intervention.”
… I’m sorry but there is no other way to watch “Intervention” than a 40 in one hand, and a crack pipe in the other… it’s better than porn…ha, who am I kidding there is nothing better than porn…nothing.
And why is it that I cannot see the “look” within myself, yet I can see the “look” in others? However, I can see the black guy in me… actually that’s a lie… it’s usually too dark for me to tell.
My best friend and I have deduced that it is more of an essence than a look. An essence of sass one could say. It cannot be seen, only felt… and it feels oh so good.
There are three types of men that like obnoxiously sassy girls: 1. The hobo on uppers down the street, 2. Gay guys, and 3. Black men. And um, I’m a little obnoxious (if you haven’t already noticed) so why wouldn’t I love all three? They are FABULOUS!
White guys like obnoxiously sassy girls too, it’s just the majority doesn’t know how to handle them. Probably because we are wild and free, like the unicorns running rampant in your minds.
Hence, the “I look like I like black guys” look.
I don't think anyone has ever told me I have that look.
ReplyDeleteBut, I will pound a 40 any day of the week.
Thank you. Now I know why I seem to attract black men as well. My excessive sassiness (sp?). Light dawns on marble head.
ReplyDeletehow does look this look “I like black guys.” :)))...i like black girls ;)
ReplyDeleteI have the opposite look. Not that I don't like black guys (not specifically over any other ethnicity, anyway,) but black guys tend to LOVE me. I think it has something to do with the GIGANTIC booty that is attached to my small waste. Like, I've been called an albino black girl before. When we lived in Atlanta, I was getting daily offers for dates and sugar daddies. It was bonkers.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! It's a running joke in my family that I only date black guys, I don't do it on perpose but Brad Pitt could walk past and I wouldn't notice. Hubbie is toffee coloured and I freakin' love it!
ReplyDeleteBlack guys love me... maybe its my "asian-ness" that still don't see. Yeah that's it. I don't mind one bit.
ReplyDeleteblack guys don't like me.
ReplyDeletei'd rather not get into my suspicions why. god, i'm racist....
what exactly is a 40? that must be an american black thing because i'm pretty sure we don't have that here??
you know it's going to be a good day when you're checking up on your fellow bloggers for the day.... you haven't even clicked on anything on your dashboard but there's a two sentence glimpse that already has you in stitches.......
you are awesome!!!
ps: the youngest wayans bro that was in dance flick (?) SOOOO cute!!
xo
I have the oppisite problem, when people see me with my fiance (who is black) they are always so suprised and say, you didn't seem the type... I'm always like, whatever...
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Well I'm not sure what "look" I have but i think I've gotten another look from others because for a white girl I got back and let's just say I get commented on it from time to time.
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I always drink at least two bottles of wine when I'm watching Intervention. That, or a handle of Malibu rum mixed with Rockstar in honor of Laney from 2007 (http://shop.history.com/detail.php?p=67778&v=aetv_show_intervention).
ReplyDeletePeople always seem to think I'm into black guys because I have a substantial ass. My response is usually, "isn't that why they'd be into ME?"
I fucking love you!
ReplyDelete"because we are wild and free, like the unicorns running rampant in your minds."
Yes- most men can't handle this. But I like to think that black guys love me not just for my sass, but also my ASS!
I love you. YOU HONESTLY are fabulous.
ReplyDeleteNever been into black guys... but I am in love with Drake and will marry and have twenty of his babies. Oh and that Trey Songz dude... he's kinda hot.
Maybe you're just awesome and most guys assume they have to be black in order for you to want them?
ReplyDeletei always thought it had to do with the size and shape of the booty, but maybe you're onto something
ReplyDeletelove junk? totally stealing that
Huh.. I've never heard of the 'i like black guys' look :)
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When I was single and dating there was a brief period when black women were attracted to me and hit on me. I wasn't aware that I was sending out any particular signals to produce this outcome but two of them wound up having a thrilla with vanilla.
ReplyDeleteI freak over black women. But nobody has said I have "the look." Ironically, I fell in love with a blonde-haired blue-eyed girl. She calls me to come look when there's a hot sister on television. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteGay guys like chubby gals as well. I should know. I have used this to my advantage many times.
ReplyDeleteI'm always getting hollered at by black dudes, but I just figured it was because they liked redheads, or assumed I was fiery. But maybe I do have that look in my eye...
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