Dear Rachel Sext,
Can we talk? I’m confused by your commercial, it may be your constant screaming or your beige bath towel convienently covering your devil parts. Either way I’m confused.
It’s not really the sexting I’m confused about. We get it, sexting is bad. Sexting could ruin your professional life. Sexting could lead to millions poking fun at your misppaportionate boobies and/or penis.
I know this cause I’m the jackass at the party that hurls their cell-phone in the air everyone screaming, “Look at this guy’s penis…you know him…you know him!!!”
But hey, at least I delete the next day. I think my parents would find it quite odd if they stumbled upon my cell phone penis picture collection. Not that I have one… and not like my parents have any place to judge…gosh.
My real question is why are your teeth so sweaty? No seriously, your two front teeth are sweaty. I’ve never seen anything like that….ever.
Of course your hair would look like shit…you just had sex.
And of course your body would ooze weird incriments onto a bath towel….you just had sex.
But your teeth? ¿por qué? Rachel? ¿por qué?
Is that physicially possible? Or is this just MTV trying to work their used up “we can influence millions” magic once again?
Like come on, MTV can you just start playing music videos again? I’m so sick of this “above the influence” shit. Is that even MTV? I don’t care it’s bullshit anyways. And who could forget the STD’s are bad PSAs and especially “You should the have sex with the cast members of the Jersey Shore or hit Snooki in the face” PSA? I can’t, that’s who.
I’m sorry Rachel to be taking this out on you, but please go brush your teeth. You’re disgusting to look at, let alone have sex with.
And if it’s this bad on televsion…I don’t even want to know what the sext looked like.
My impression was she took a photo of herself nude after getting out of the shower. I hate these PSAs, too, as they're freaky and scary and make me feel paranoid when I'm just trying to watch some dumb dating show.
ReplyDeleteI guess we can blame all the twelve year old girls out there making fools of themselves by sending the football team a pic of their ass. Geez...
You’re disgusting to look at, let alone have sex with.
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Hahah, that is hilarious! Yeah the PSAs are getting ridiculous. They act like swapping nude pics just started happening.
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My parents are in no place to judge my penis picture collection, either! Hahahaha...
ReplyDelete"Like come on, MTV can you just start playing music videos again?" There was a time when MTV did just play music videos, wasn't there? I'd forgotten all about it. Once upon a time there was a music channel...
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ReplyDeletethis is genious.
ReplyDeletei love your blog. and you. in the weird way.
I love these awkward PSAs! They remind me that even though I don't particularly want to get old- at least I am not some dumbshit preteen anymore!! :)
ReplyDeletethey're kind of whiny as hell like people are supposed to be like OMG LOOK AT THAT PSA and stop sending a sext in mid sentence. Please
ReplyDeleteI love PSA for the simple fact that if they are telling me that I shouldn't do something...it makes me feel like all the cool kids are; therefore, I need to start doing it. But damn-- who am I going to sext with? My hubs? Oh hells no. That's just too much work and I know what we both be working with. This means I now have to find a random stranger to sext with. And this? Is hard work. Taking applications.... NOW. ;)
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Sexting? Don't even get me started. This girl I was super tight and loved wouldn't even send me a picture sext for my birthday, even though she said she trusted me not to impregnate her. Not even for my birthday! Even though she sent me plenty of just plain text ones. Such as the following:
ReplyDelete"Dayton I want you to penetrate my french/arabic pussy and f-ck me all night long."
Ready for the happy ending to this story? She wants me literally to die now. That has a habit of occuring.
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